The rain falls hard on a humdrum town

This town has dragged you down

Oh, the rain falls hard on a humdrum town

This town has dragged you down

Oh, no, and everybody's got to live their life

And God knows I've got to live mine

God knows I've got to live mine

William, William it was really nothing

William, William it was really nothing

It was your life ...

How can you stay with a fat girl who'll say :

"Oh ! Would you like to marry me ?

"And if you like you can buy the ring"

She doesn't care about anything

Would you like to marry me ?

And if you like you can buy the ring

I don't dream about anyone - except myself !

Oh, William, William it was really nothing

William, William