Frank Zappa (guitar, octave bass, percussion)

Ian Underwood (piano, organus maximus, clarinet, saxophone)

Captain Beefheart (vocals)

Don "Sugar Cane" Harris (violin)

John Guerin (drums)

Max Bennet (bass)



I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back

Pair a khaki pants with my shoe shined black



Got a little lady ... walk the street

Tellin' all the boy that she cain't be beat



Twenny dollah bill ( I can set you straight )

Meet me onna corner boy'n don't be late



Man in a suit with a bow-tie neck

Wanna buy a grunt with a third party check



Standin' onna porch of the Lido Hotel

Floozies in the lobby love the way I sell:



HOT MEAT

HOT RATS

HOT CATS

HOT RITZ

HOT ROOTS

HOT SOOTS

HOT ZITZ

HOT MEAT

HOT RATS

HOT CATS

HOT ZITZ

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