Where are my dentures...

I can't find my dentures...

Where are my dentures...

I really need my dentures...

Where are my dentures...

What the fuck are dentures?

Where are my dentures..

I can't find my dentures...



[Repeat verse]



I can't remember anything!!!



Oh, when I was but a lad

I was as sharp as a tack

But now I'm old and I can't seem

To remember where I put my

Things... why me?

I mean - I'm supposed to be wise..

I'm old, I'm supposed to be wise



Now, what was I looking for?

Oh yeah! My bowling ball

Well, what do you know

It's right here - you see

I'm not senile

I found my bowling ball

I FOUND MY BOWLING BALL!!