Wizard man's got a magic tooth

Carry it low but keep it loose

Don't wait for Christmas when the four winds blow

When they carry you out you're gonna have to go



Wizard man's got a pocketful of lead

Keep a clear eye and a steady head

Don't wait for Christmas 'cos it's bound to snow

When they carry you out you're gonna have to go



Wizard man's got an angel's heart

Show it slow but do it sharp

Don't wait for Christmas join a travelling show

When they carry you out you won't want to go