[Intro]

Yo, it's Scrooge... Scrooge

Scrooge is up in here...ho ho ho!!!



[Chorus]

I wish you a merry crucifixion, I wish you would get a new religion

I wish you a merry crucifixion, and a crappy new year



[Verse]

Jesus ain't nuttin but a corpse to me, who is he

Come over G and a pair of scrotums hangin off the tree

Choke the Messiah, chop off your member

And then I'll roast your nuts over an open fire

Your jiggolo's big piccolo stick'll grow

When I'm swappin spit with a hoe under the missile toe

Yo, I'll get under this chicks clothes

You'll be one dead slob after your neck's clogged with egg nog, choke

The night before Christmas, you're feelin the essence

Break in your crib, I got a posse of midgets stealin your presents

Right through the chimney, you think we're rotten

We're takin everything you got, kid down to every stinking stocking

Robbin' you in a Santa suit, strippin you like a dancer's boot

Santa Clause is dead, you'll die from cancer, duke

I'm Dreamin of a White Christmas, I sniff this 8-ball of coke

Then knock on your door like Jehovah Witness, holdin a biscuit

Leave you a bleeding sinner

I'm hunting randier, Rudolf will get eaten for dinner

He got a red nose gushing from all the bullet holes

I got a deer cookin, don't stuff yourself full of rolls

While the world's infested with diseases

Let's be happy, kick back and celebrate the death of Jesus

The miricle on 44th street, is now on 42nd street

When Mrs. Clause is suckin raw meat

To the records beat, so suck my candy cane 'till I need a vasectomy

Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse

'Cause you're all dead

There's air in the room but none of you a