I'm gonna find me a cave

I'm gonna shut myself in and not come out again

I'm gonna stay there 'til I rot in my grave

And if someone comes a knockin' I just won't let 'em in



Oh, woman of mine

You picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you're on your way

Now that I'm outta my mind

Tell me how the hell I'm ever gonna make it through another day

Baby there's just no way



I'm gonna rob me a bank

I'm gonna get myself arrested and go to jail

I'll spend the rest of my life in a tank

And If someone tries to help me, I'll refuse the bail



Oh, woman of mine

You picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you're on your way

Now that I'm outta my mind

Tell me how the hell I'm ever gonna make it through another day

Baby there's just no way



I'm gonna go in my room

I'm gonna turn off all the lights and crawl in bed

Like a caterpiller in a cocoon

I'm gonna hold my breath and make believe I'm dead



Oh, woman of mine

You picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you're on your way

Now that I'm outta my mind

Tell me how the hell I'm ever gonna make it through another day



Oh, woman of mine

You picked a mighty fine time to tell me that you're on your way

Now that I'm outta my mind

Tell me how the hell I'm ever gonna make it through another day



Baby there's just no way