What a surpriser

Open your eyes, A

Woman advisor



The name of this entertainement is

Women lose weight

Our first years of mariage everything was just great

But after two kids

And a weight gain factor

The fact is

Now she's completely unattractive

Look fat chicks

I don't mean to sound rude

I tell her nice hit the gym

And don't eat so much food

But no



Your shallow

You need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth



But how if desire's is not there

That's just delayment

Divorce is, child support, alimony payments

My happiness i doubt discouraged

So hurry for an easier way out of this marriage

Meanwhile my secretary June well groomed

When you gonna leave your wife

I tell her soon mommy soon i assume

Or my destiny is blue

Interestingly

The only thing left for me to do is to kill her



What a surpriser

Open your eyes, A

Woman advisor



I'm gonna have to kill her



Of course there's laws which enforces divorces



Send that ass right to the morgue miss



My plans against or shenanigans

Kinda ran thin

Knowin' nothing about poisoning

And i can't swim

Bad intentions pumping

Might as well become numb

Cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong

But the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this

Who can i get to help me murder this fat chick

I guess i'll have to play a dude robbin on wednesday

The day she usually goes food shopping

Anyway long story short hit the side of her Chrysler

And sent her clean over the divider

"You bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill

I thought "she has to be dead"

Later on get a call

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