Remember Freddie and Joe

The night she went to the show.

a monster movie.



Clutchin at your hand.

wait ten seconds

Clutchin at your arm.

wait ten seconds

Clutchin at your elbow.

wait ten seconds

Where did your brassiere go?



The monster came out

Everybody shout.

People all around you

Screaming at the monster

The monster from the USO.



Who is this dude with his hair slicked back

His new white socks, And his pants all black, His tee shirt rolled,

His watch is gold,

A '55 Chevy that his brother just sold.



With his arm around your waist

And his hand is in your pants

And he asks you for a date

To the servicemans dance.



Suppose you don't wanna.

What can you do?

With a joker like that

Got his hands on you?

Oh baby

T-t-t-tell me, baby



Would you go all the way,

for the USO?

Would you go all the way,

for the USA?

Would you go all the way,

for the USO?





Lift up your dress if the answer is no!



Would you go all the way,

for the USA?

Would you go all the way,

for the USA?

Would you go all the way,

for the USA?

Would you go all the way?

Would you go all the way?

Would you go all the way,

for the USA?

Would you go all the way,

for the USA?

Would you go all the way,

for the USA?





Would you go all the way?

Would you go all the way?

Would you go all the way?

Would you go all the way