Oh flip oh gosh oh golly gee

We really shocked the local rock disc jock

Oh crumbs oh boy oh sugar me

The poor bloke nearly went right off his block

We only told him what we did and didn't like

And then we used that word and he jumped on the mike



You can't say that on the radio

You can't say that on the radio

yes we all do it but you can't refer to it

You can't say that on the radio



Oh flip oh gosh oh golly gee

We said the word and got our knuckles rapped

But if he didn't want to know

Why did he ask our views on all that crap?

Oh now we've done it and we've really got it wrong

Not even Uncle John will get to play this song



Cos you can't say crap on the radio

You can't say crap on the radio

We all do it but you can't refer to it

You can't say crap on the radio



Of course we teach freedom of sp