Yeah-vaseline, put some pepper on it

Maybe margerine, into a crank rank

Yeah-ultramarine

Let me out, of this can of beans

Let me out, of this can of beans

Let me out, of this can of beans

(chorus)

And don't pass do we're not exactly stable

I'm as still, as a shy sheep

Gone to sleep on a little table

I know why, you gotta try, stuck in the middle again

Yeah-hard as a piece of wood and thick as a board

Please can I be, as soft as a sponge and

The soup has all gone cold

Let me out, of this can of beans

Let me out, of this can of beans

Let me out, of this can of beans

Nothing could be worse, it's wonderful of course

If it goes right instead if wrong

Fed up, fed up now, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful,

Wonderful and wonderful

(repeat chorus)