YETI SONG

(Marlin Spike Werner)



Beyond the Ganges River

In the mountains of Nepal

There lives my hairy yeti,

She's the fairest of them all.



She's lissom and curvatious

And as Yeti's go, she's tall

She's my hirsute mountain beauty

She's the fairest of them all.



Full my heart and gone my reason

We have love for every season

She's my own, my hairy yeti,

Fairest of them all.



Her hair is like angora

From the first cold nip of fall

But in summer, when she's moulting

She has nothing on at all.



Her smile is lost in hairiness,

Her nose is cute and small,

And her eyebrows are so shaggy

I can't see her eyes at all.



Full my heart and gone my reason

Love finds fire in any season,

She's my hairy yeti,

She's the fairest of them all.



High up on Sagarmatha

When the cold is hard and blue

And the wind is icy needles

And I'm frozen thru and thru



My ever-loving Yeti

Takes me up in her embrace:

The warmth of her four bosoms

Draws the frostbite from my face.



Full my heart and gone my reason

Love finds fire in any season,

She's my hairy yeti,

She's the fairest of them all.



She wraps me with her coziness

Against the chill monsoon,

Or we sit in summer twilight

Singing lovesongs to the moon.



She's an international heroine--

Holds Asia in her thrall;

She's an undisputed citizen

Of China and Nepal.



Full my heart and gone my reason

We have love for every season;

She's my own, my hairy Yeti,

She's the fairest of them all.



Alternate CHORUS: Salute the flag and throw confetti

China made the first spaghetti

She's my own, my hairy yeti,

Fairest of them all.





Copyright 1982,

by Marlin Spike Werner

@love @myth

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