Yoga is as yoga does there's no in between

Your either with it on the ball or you've blown the scene

I can see lookin' at you you just can't get settled

How can I even move twistin' like a pretzel



(Yoga is yoga does)

(There's no in between)

(Your either with it all the way) Or you've blown the scene

(Or you've blown the scene)



Come on come on untwist my legs

Pull my arms a lot

How did I get so tied up

In this yoga knot

You tell me just how I can take this yoga serious

When all it ever gives to me is a pain in my posteriors



(Yoga is, yoga does)

(There's no in-between)

(Your either with it all the way) Or you've blown the scene

(Or you've blown the scene)



Stand upside down on your head, feet against the wall

A simple yoga exercise done by one and all

Now cross your eyes and hold your breath, look just like a clown

Yoga's sure to catch you if you come falling down



(Yoga is, yoga does)

(There's no in-between)

(Your either with it all the way) Or you've blown the scene

(Or you've blown the scene)



(Yoga is, yoga does)

(There's no in-between)

(Your either with it all the way) Or you've blown the scene

(Or you've blown the scene