Well I can see that you and yoga will never do



Yoga is as yoga does there's no in-between

Your either with it on the ball or you've blown the scene

I can see lookin' at you, you just can't get settled

How can I even move, twistin' like a pretzel



(Yoga is, yoga does)

(There's no in-between)

(Your either with it all the way) Or you've blown the scene

(Or you've blown the scene)



Come on come on, untwist my legs

Pull my arms a lot

How did I get so tied up

In this yoga knot

You tell me just how I can take this yoga serious

When all it ever gives to me is a pain in my posteriors



(Yoga is, yoga does)

(There's no in-between)

(Your either with it all the way) Or you've blown the scene

(Or you've blown the scene)



Stand upside down on your head, feet against the wall

A simple yoga exercise done by one and all

Now cross your eyes and hold your breath, look just like a clown

Yoga's sure to catch you if you come falling down



(Yoga is, yoga does)

(There's no in-between)

(Your either with it all the way) Or you've blown the scene

(Or you've blown the scene)



(Yoga is, yoga does)

(There's no in-between)

(Your either with it all the way) Or you've blown the scene

(Or you've blown the scene)