You know who she is

You know what she does

Only I know what that girl's doing to you

You know who she is

You know what she does

Only I know what that girl

Is going to do to you



There's one for every band

Almost one for every man

If you're not careful

She'll eat you up

So please be careful



Yoko, Yoko

Nagging all the time

Wasting all his time

Yoko, Yoko

Be careful with that boy

Better be careful with that boy



She'll win you with composure

And perfect nonchalance

She'll lure you in and snag you

Make you think you're the Fonz

She'll get you in her clutches

Make you her confidant

She'll nag you and she'll drag you

Man you've gotta get rid of that debutante



She'll nag you to death

And by inches will suck all the life

That you somehow have left

Yeah it'll only be nag, nag, nag, nag