Looking at you from across the table

discussion is ready, willing, and able

but something's on your mind or maybe it's not...



I'm wondering what's going on

do conversations make sense where you come from

and then revelation hits me from out of the blue...



It's the simplest, most consistent, logical explanation

for why you are so weird



You are a space alien

what planet are you from

you are a space alien

I think that you're so dumb



There's a blank expression set on your face

are you communicating with friends in outer space

or are social connections a problem wherever you go



All the signs point to one place

you are an alien from outer space

and then there's the thing you've got green blood