By: john loudermilk



You call it jogging i call it running around

You say you're losing weight but you ain't lost a pound

While you're out jogging with your other friends

I'm home feeding the kids again

You call it joggin' i call it running around



You call it joggin' i call it running around

It's the best release you say you've ever found

Your friends all smile and agree yeah you were running around on me

You call it joggin' i call it running around



Somebody said they saw you down at the corner getting out of some stranger's car

You come home after running for hours ain't even breathing hard

Hmmm

You call it joggin' i call it running around



The soles of your running shoes they ain't wearing down

While you're out running up and down the streets

I'm at home trying to get the kids to sleep

Shhh

You call it joggin' i call it running around



(let's take a lap or two)



You been out since 5pm

It's now 30 minutes past 10

You blow in all out of breath

Honey you been drinking gin again?

You call it joggin' i call it running around



Draggin that silly old towel all over town

You come home grinning with your hair all wet

Smelling like shampoo instead of sweat

Mmm mmm mmm

You call it joggin' i call it running around



Oh yeah

You all it joggin' i call it running around

Yeah


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