Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (22x)

You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (16x)



Yes, You would give me kiss if I were on the soccer team,

I know this because you are girlfriend of Rasheem.

If I had a jersey with my number on the back,

Then you would be my girlfriend and you would give me smack.

When I'd dial a telephone call you would call me back,

You would take me for a ride in your Cadillac.

You would give me milk, to go with my Apple Jack,

but you dont. This hurt Hashmere like a thumb tack.

I play chess, but you dont care,

still like soccer player with his very long hair.

And I ask for half a candy-cane you would not share,

This made me mad like a big grizzly bear!

Every time I try out for team I get chopped,

Coach says to me, Hashmeer you need to stop.

No I do not care, and I keep on trying because I think

you would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.



Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x)

You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.

Know what I mean? Know what I mean?

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x)

You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team.

Know what I mean? Know what I mean?



I like to paint, and I like to draw.

but that doesn't mean I can kick a soccer ball.

You dont even say hi when you see me in the hall.

Tried to give you kiss but you push me and I fall.

If I wore the Umbros and a pair of cleats,

then you would want to do a sex on the bed sheets.

Then we would go out and get a bite to eat.

We would have a sandwich with lettuce and meat.

Then we'd go back home and watch Jerry Letterman.

I know you like Rasheem but Hashmeres the better man.

He might be good at soccer but I think he's too mean.-ac