Young Love is a Bitch" by Psychefunkapus



This is a song about love .... young love



Johnny promised Jackie he would meet her after school

all his friends are watchin' so he tries to be cool

Meets her in the courtyard, stares into her eyes

and the sound of his voice makes her little titties rise

he says

"Listen, Jackie baby, let me take you to the prom -

I'll even wear a suit if that'll turn you on.

Let me put my arms around you,

let me whisper in your ear

the sweet words of love

I know you want to hear."

Jackie starts to quiver, she begins to sweat

Johnny's only smiling 'cause he knows he got her wet

He starts to move in closer, her body starts to itch

and a little voice inside her tells her



Young love is a bitch

Young love is a bitch

Young love is a bitch

(tell her)

Young love is a bitch



Jennie's got a crush on her Spanish teacher

but all he does is treat her like a seniorita

She goes to school in minis, doesn't wear a bra

bodies like hers oughtta be against the law

She waits 'till class is over then she moves across the room

Teacher's getting nervous just from smelling her perfume

He looks her body over as she tells him, "Make a wish!"

And finally he takes her thinking



Young love is a bitch

Young love is a bitch

Young love is a bitch

(tell her)

Young love is a bitch



(ain't that a trip?)





Remember when you're young and you're looking for affection

Be sure to hold on to your heart

Don't give in to love unless you're very well protected

'Till your old enough to know better, stop before you start

(Stop! Stop!)





WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY I ALWAYS TOLD A LIE

'CAUSE WHEN I CAN'T GET PUSSY IT ALWAYS GOT ME BY

BUT NOW THAT I'M A MAN I SAY THESE WORDS TO YOU

DON'T EVER, EVER, EVER

DON'T EVER LET 'EM HEAR WHAT THEY THINK IS TRUE



YOUNG LOVE, YOUNG LOVE, YOUNG LOVE, IS A BITCH

YOUNG LOVE, YOUNG LOVE, YOUNG LOVE, IS A BITCH



Young love ... is a bitch, yeah

Young love ... is a bitch, is a bitch

Young love ... is a bitch, yeah