Hey, hey here comes no one
Another friend to have a go on
And she asks me do I miss her when she's gone
And I reply
As much as I miss anyone
Oh
Woohoo

And I'll be your gay friend
Cos your marriage never ends
So we can fuck and fight again
There's a space between us
So jump into my bed
We'll pretend the world is dead
But always in my head
There's a space between us

Hey Lord forgive us if we're wrong
I'll make sure that he never hears this song
And she says that Im the
Opposite of a hallmark card
And she asks me how I'm feeling
Well
I dont wanna make think hard

And I'll be your gay friend
Cos your marriage never ends
So we can fuck and fight again
There's a space between us
Jump into my bed
And pretend the world is dead
And always in my head
There's a space between us

It's the late show now
How does the late show end
Well God is in the details
I doubt that you're my friend
I have a friend again
You are my friend again
My gay friend

So jump into my bed
We'll pretend the world is dead
Always in my head
There's a space between us

And I'll be your gay friend
Cos your marriage never ends
So we can fuck and fight again
There's a space between us

Woohoo