Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks

Eric Clapton's gay, and he's fucking gay.

Your, father is the fourth worst singer

After Springsteen, Seger and Petty

You were sick of hearing his fucking gay songs

So you jumped out a really high up window

Eric Clapton sucks, Eric Clapton sucks

Eric Clapton's gay, and he's fucking gay.

You knew you'd end up getting beaten up in school

Because your dad's songs sucked so fucking bad

You were sick of hearing 'You look Wonderful
Tonight'

So you jumped out a really high up window.

Sometimes I wish you didn't die

Because I hate that song 'Tears in Heaven'

I was glad you died until he wrote that song

And Kevin Sharp is gay.