You're the only kind of knowledge

They don't teach at any college

You're an education in yourself,

There are poems and romances

In the glamour or your glances

You're an education in yourself,

Of all the famous dates in hist'ry

I recall but a few

The Fourth of July and my dates with you

You've a kiss that's scientific,

Though it's tender it's terrific,

You're an education in yourself,

You're the kind of mental training

I could take without complaining,

You're an education in yourself,

Intricate as economics

Simple as the Sunday comics

You're an education in yourself,

And there are geometric figures

In your beautiful curves

They're good on the eyes,

But bad on the nerves,

You are my encyclopedyuh,

Let me take you home and read yuh,

You're an education in yourself