It's not the first time somebody has ahd the flu,

Remember when you had toothache...

A hot lemsip will help the sneezing so,

You will have to stay happy...

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Remember...

Worse things happen at sea,

Keep dreaming of better days...

Keep dreaming of better days...

I know it's crap when there's something in your eye,

Think yourself lucky you've not got a bad back,

It's pretty sore when you have a mouth ulcer,

But you have got to stay happy...

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I know it's sad when your face is acne,

But don't be put off by some yellow spots,

So you got a toe nailthat his growing in,

You have got to stay happy...