Masters of this house I bring an animated novel

a Christmas comic all red and green

a wondrous tale to glorify the season

the most fantastic story that you've ever seen



Every June 25th at the south pole

Millions of penguins start to sing Leon, Leon the last

and all the armies of the season of swindle

plan a campaign to glorify greed



Following their leader - the Anti-Claus

they flock to the malls

turning sharing into selling, giving into getting

and caring into contempt

Only one thing stands in their way:



A superhero yet still a child

who believes in the spirit and the glory

an evergreen avenger in a suit of lights

come to life again on winter nights



It's Yuleman - Druid defender

Yuleman - from the pagan past

Yuleman - in ornamental armor

his limbs will lead the way



Yuleman fights the Anti-Claus

in the battle sparks will fly

Ring a bell on every corner

The Anti-Claus must die



His powers came from an accident

at the lighting of the city's tree

He was changing a bulb when they threw the switch

zapping him with electricity



It's Yuleman - Druid defender

Yuleman - from the pagan past

Yuleman - in ornamental armor

his limbs will lead the way



Yuleman fights the Anti-Claus

in the battle sparks will fly

Ring a bell on every corner

The Anti-Claus must die