Bless my soul

Herc was on a roll

Person of the week in ev'ry

Greek opinion poll

What a pro

Herc could stop a show

Point him at a monster and you're talkin' S.R.O.

He was a no-one

A zero, zero

Now he's a honcho

He's a hero

Here was a kid with his act down pat

From zero to hero - in no time flat

Zero to hero - just like that



When he smiled

The girls went wild with oohs and aahs

And they slapped his face

On ev'ry vase

(on ev'ry "vahse")



From appearance fees and royalties

Our Herc had cash to burn

Now nouveau riche an' famous

He could tell you

What's a Grecian urn?



Say amen

There he goes again

Sweet and undefeated

And an awesome 10 for 10

Folks lined up

Just to watch him flex

And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs



Hercie, he comes

He sees, he conquers

Honey, the crowds were

Going bonkers

He showed the moxie brains, and spunk

From zero to hero - a major hunk

Zero to hero - and who'da thunk



Who put the glad in gladiator?

Hercules!

Whose daring deeds are greater the a-ter?

Hercules!

Is he bold?

No-one braver!

Is he sweet?

Our fav'rite flavour

Hercules, Hercules...



Bless my soul

Herc was on a roll

Undefeated

Riding high

And the nicest guy

Not conceited



He was a nothin'

A zero, zero

Now he's a honcho

He's a hero



He hit the heights at breakneck speed

From zero to hero

Herc is a hero

Now he's a hero

Yes indeed