It was just the other day

I was sitting on my bed

When a very disconcerting thought

Occurred to my head

I hadn't seen my shoes

In a couple of days

I knew I had better find them

Any old way



So I got down on my knees

I started sifting through my clothes

And I scared up a very rank aroma

Gently wafted up my nose

I started into shivers

I started into shakes

Cause I knew if I didn't find my Zapatos

I wasn't going to make IT! you know



Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds ???

Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds

I really want to know

Yes, I really want to know

Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds



I started to feel ogky

My eyes began to tear up

Cause I was searching in vain for my Zapatos

It was a bad dream like I was running through syrup

I started to hallucinate

I started to oscillate

My mind began to modulate

If I was a girl, I would have probably began to ovulate



Anyway

I looked into the sky

And I had to ask my maker "Why?

Why can't I find my Zapatos, Dude?

Well, I need them"

I've been serious minsconstrued



Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds ???

Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds

I really want to know

Yes, I really want to know

Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds



It was a very bad situation

My prospects was weak

I searched underneath my bed for my Zapatos

I must tell you the outcome was bleak



I might break out in hives

I might develop a rash

Cause stuffed in the toes of my Zapatos

That's where I keep my stach



Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds ???

Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds

I really want to know

Yes, I really want to know

Don't they ask me ask me Zapatos holds