I used to be such a welfare stoner

I used to be such a twilight zoner

I used to be such a moneybumming boozer

I used to be such a masochistic schmoozer



But now I'm worldwide -

you know that I made it

I'm above the law -

I'm the zillion dollar sadist

Zillion dollar sadist



What do you want, do you want for nothing baby

What do you want, do you want for free

I tell you what you need,

it's some Hanky-action baby

I wanna hear you scream in denim ecstasy

Yes, indeed



Cause' now I'm worldwide-

you know that I made it

I'm above the law -

I'm the zillion dollar sadist

Zillion dollar sadist



Well, come on!



Yeah, now I'm worldwide-

you know that I made it

I'm above the law -

I'm the zillion dollar sadist

Take it to the bridge!



I promise fun

to all and everyone

no questions asked

it's gonna be great

a new dimension of joy

Do anything you wanna do