Transcribed by Kevin Hung



The comic from the USA

Dream ticket for a Saturday

Saw an add for a day-glo skeleton

Hey Dad had a go about getting them





You never there when I needed you

You never lent me a hand or 2

And when you did you weren't much use

You didn't even know what a zipcode was





I never really saw the apes

Just said I did to save my face

Not impressed with my watch radio

Weights a tonne and it ain't stereo





I never cried when Elvis died

Told you I did but hey I lied

Bought into X ray vision

Then music, sex, religion





You never there when I needed you

You never lent me a hand or 2

And when you did you weren't much use

You didn't even know what a zipcode was

You didn't even know what a zipcode was

You didn't even know what a zipcode was