All my family problems disappeared overnight

We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine

My sister's teen angst just flew out the window

Mama's so happy she laughs all the time



It used to trouble gettin' along with each other

Mama hated daddy, I hated little brother

Then the family doctor gave us all these little pills

Now I can't believe how great we all feel



All my family problems disappeared overnight

We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine

My sister's teen angst just flew out the window

Mama's so happy she laughs all the time



The birds in the trees all sing happy songs

Everyone is smiling, we're so glad to be alive

Even my ol' pitbull don't growl anymore

He just watches that ol' tail wag from side to side



All my family problems disappeared overnight

We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine

My sister's teen angst just flew out the window

Mama's so happy she laughs all the time



Now I used to be so unhappy doin' songs about killing

Taking methadone and jacking off four or five times a day

Now I'm so happy... I'm so gaddamn happy!

Who needs an orgasm when life's so fucking great?



All my family problems disappeared overnight

We're all taking Zoloft and everything is fine

My sister's teen angst just flew out the window

Mama's so happy she cries all the time