I can still remember, the first time I met you,

on that one warm summer's night

In the romance chat room,

when I saw your profile, it was love at first sight

Your first instant message made me nervous,

and giddy, and tingle, and stuff

I had hoped that you'd never,

ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, have to sign off



(but now I'm) http:www.dumped.com

http:www.dumped.com



I can still remember, a few weeks later, when you asked me to come

into that chat room for two

I wasn't sure, I wanted to, take the next step, but then you

Helped me to relax, and more then that, you took my cyber virginity

All night long we made fifty six six kilobytes per second love passionately



(but now I'm) http:www.dumped.com

http:www.dumped.com



But then you didn't LOL anymore

You didn't BRB for more

And every time talked

You always seemed to get, disconnected (yeah right)



http:www.dumped.com

http:www.dumped.com



I can still remember, when I got your e-mail,

subject I'm seeing another guy

You said he was six foot two,

two hundred twenty five pounds, but his profiles probably a lie

All night long I cried and wept, it hurt like a deep cut

I hope he gives you some type of horrible virus you cyber slut



I'm going to fill all of your inboxes with spam

I'm going to disable your norton virus scan

You're going to live to regret this for many years

because you messed with an engineer



http:www.dumped.com

http:www.dumped.com (everybody)

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