me and the dog are a lot alike

we wake up, eat and than take a nap

there aren't many things i'd rather do

than lie around eating lots of food



(ch)

i'm an all-american man

sit back and watch my belly expand

i'm an all-american guy

damn right, i want that "super sized"



i feel like a true patriot

with little exercise and a lousy diet

i'm clogging up my arteries

for the home of the brave and land of the free