You're the one

Who shares my hours

You're the one

Who shares my house

You're the one

Who shares my showers

You're the one

Who ate my mouse;

My goldfish on a sandwich

My cat sauteed with wine.

Despite these tiny failings,

Won't you be my valentine.



You're the one

Who cooked me breakfast

And they said it wouldn't last.

It's six miles to the hospital.

It's lucky I drive fast.

A tasty foxglove salad

And deadly Nightshade tea.

Despite these minor foibles,

You're the valentine for me.



Like the concrete overcoat you made,

I know you only want the best for me.

But is it really practical

For a day out on the sea.



You're right, my darling valentine,

The bathroom wasn't warm.

The electric heater you supplied

Fell in, caused quite a storm.

The shock just warmed my heart to you,

You're so caring that you said

"I'll surely be your valentine

The day that you are dead".