channel five has all i need

sex and death, freaks and comedy

crooks beat up by cops

some slob pissing in the coffee pot



russian hookers, shark attacks

i shirtless bum all highed up on crack

a brazen robbery

and america's favorite family



(ch)

i thank god for fox tv

there's everything i need to see

there's no where else i'd rather be

than staring at the glowing screen



i toothless hag down on her luck

a man's head stuck in an elephant's butt

other people's misery

baseball games and mad tv



a purple haired babe with one big eye

thurgood stubbs and the family guy

a train crash and a high speed chase

a man with a detachable face