Coaches:

A lotta locomotion that's what we need

From a locomotive who can take the lead

From the eastern ocean to the western sea

Locomotion's gonna carry me



A lotta locomotion that's what we need

If we are ever gonna get up speed

A lotta locomotion and the right approach

For there are lots of different kinds of coach



Ashley:

Like me I'm Ashley, I'm the smoking car

I've tried to knock the habit but my inside's used to tar

I know that if I don't give up I might choke or have a stroke

That scares me, and when I'm scared -

Boy I need a smoke.



Buffy:

Buffy at your service

Ever open wide

My microwave is cooking to warm you from inside

A lotta locomotion will do the trick

Come and bite my burgers

I'm hot and cheap and quick



Dinah:

My name's Dinah, I'm the dining car

I'll cook for you and listen while you lean upon my bar

I'll serve you with your dinner

While the train goes loop the loop

Gee, I'm sorry gentlemen - I hope you wanted soup



Coaches:

A lotta locomotion that's what we need

If we are ever gonna get up speed

From the Eastern Ocean to the Western Sea

Locomotion's gonna carry me



Pearl:

My name's Pearl I'm a brand new girl

My springs still bounce my fans still whirl

Ain't gonna smoke, ain't gonna drink



Coaches:

What are you gonna do ?



Pearl:

What'd you think ?



Coaches:

A lotta locomotion that's what we need

If we are ever gonna get up speed

From the Eastern Ocean to the Western Sea

Don't stop the piston stroking

Don't stop the fireman stoking



Ashley:

Don't make me give up smoking



Coaches:

Give up smoking ? You gotta be joking !

Locomotion's gonna carry me