its friday night i've got a date with this vegan girl kate you know i really like her style smile style whoa! i love you kate but you've gone to far you won't even sit in my brand new car it's got reclining bucket seats and a cd player so what's your fucking beef is it my cozy leather seats is it the covers made from sheep then i guess that we can walk and walk and walk what kind of guy do you think i am you only take off your shoes when you're in japan i bought this outfit just for you so what if their suede and now my jacket too so what am i supposed to do i'll freeze to death and get the flu ok i'll do it just for you and you you you we made it out and we had an ok time i caught pneumonia and a mild case of frostbite she said i'm sorry mark i hope that you pull through next time we g0 out please just wear some different shoes i tried to fuck her and you know what happened then she said that condom you've got is made from a lambs skin hey what's your problem last friday night you know i had this date it was with this vegan girl i think her name was kate if you're lookin for some action or if you want to score just eat some bark or acorns and she will like you more than me