We were sent on a mission to infiltrate Omicron III

We solved the problem of recognition by plastic surgery

So you might understand the big surprise the other day

All of my friends had left the place - now I have to stay!

Take me home, I'm on my own, all alone

Full of fear, don't leave me here, all alone

I realized why they had gone as I was watching the news

The citizens were too smart for us and thereby of no use

A message came explaining why I was stranded here

I was spending too much time on women and beer!

Take me home, I'm on my own, all alone

Full of fear, don't leave me here, all alone