(Rap)



Guess what, you know last night

Yo, it was the best

I met a pretty girlie na taga-IS

Mayro'n siyang mga kasama, four to make it sure

Isa lang ang aking napuna, lahat sila demure



Kaya't ang sabi niya, "Hey Andrew,

I would like you to meet my friends"

And believe me, lahay sila ay may Mercedez Benz

This is Ana, this is Karen, this is Tanya, this is Jill

Lahat sila nakatira sa San Lorenzo Ville



Among the four, kay Ana, ako napatingin

At pagkatapos no'n si Ana ay biglang lumapit sa 'kin

Tinanong niya 'ko "Hey Andrew, can I have your number too?"

Sumagot ako, "801-67-22"



Okey then, kami'y nag-party yo! till the break of dawn

Umuwi ako sa bahay then natulog ako maghapon

And you know, ako'y ginising and talagang na-shock

'Cause nag-ring ang aking phone

Kaninang two 'o clock



So I got my wireless telephone, ang sabi ko, "Hello"

Sumagot siya, "Hey Andrew, can I ask you, can you go?"

And sabi ko, "Ana, go where?"

Ang sabi niya, "Come over here

Andrew, let's eat some pizze

And, Andrew let's drink some beer"



So after twenty minutes I was knocking on her door

Nakita ko si Ana, she was lying on the floor

Ako'y kanyang tinawag and you know alam n'yo ba?

Ang sabi niya sa 'kin

"Andrew, Andrew, are you ready na?"



Andrew Ford Medina



Pagkatapos noon, alam n'yo ba?

We went to the garage

And sabi n'ya sa akin

Hey Andrew, can you give me a massage?

Hinilot ko ang front

Pati ang kanyang back

Then, Ana squeezed me tight

And then she gave me a smack



But ako'y biglang tinulak

So, ako'y napaupo

At ang sabi niya sa akin,

A