Im in love with the carrier bag man

I love the carrier bag man x2

Carrier bags strewn all around the room

Ah, the carrier bag man-- I am him

Coz I am the carrier bag man -- I am the carrier bag man







Ive no time to sit comfortable down

But I still need armchairs round my home

To put carrier bags on







I am the carrier bag man

Carry a bag man!







I dont make waves, I hide bags in graves

No cash is earned straight nowadays anyways

Please all you onlookers understand

So make gangway for carrier bag man







I am carrier bag man







[megaphone rant]







When in town I keep head down

Kneel on the croft when the mariah comes round

Fat-assed workmen, I scurry around

Theres few good places to hide bags behind







Coz I am carrier bag man.

Carry a bag man!