V1:

I've got a new friend

She's hanging on my wall

She's not like the others

She's the fairest of them all

PC:

When the world it brings me down

And life don't go my way

I'm thinking I should end it all

But I got a new solution

I got a new solution

CH:

I'm gonna pick up some beer, and stay at home

And stare at my Claire Danes Poster

V2:

Sometimes, my stomach hurts

Early in the day

But one look in her direction

And the pain just goes away

PC2:

When I toss and turn at night

And I can't go to sleep

There's too much shit swimming in my head

But I got a new solution

I got a new solution

CH2:

I'm gonna pick up some beer, and stay at home

And stare at my Claire Danes poster

She looks so bitchin', she always listens

She never tells me I'm a loser

I'm a loser

B:

She is so beautiful, and she always understands

Every once in a while I pretend she's my hand