Lift your skirt, point your tow

Volunteer for the USO

Bake cookies and pies for our guys



Your legs, shave the hair off

Your eyebrows, pluck 'em

Refuse to take your underwear off

And if they make you pucker your lips up and puck 'em



You'll forget your Ruby Tuesday

You'll forget Michelle your belle

As for Lovely Rita Meter Maid

Well she can go to hell

Even Mother Sweet cannot compete

With the neatest piece we've seen

Claudine Hooper Bukowski

She's the Queen of the United States Marines

Nervous Nellie