I still haven't found a girlfriend,

Though i've tried a lot.

So, can you help me please,

It's tougher than i thought.



The odds are pretty good,

but the goods are pretty odd.

Though at this point,

I'll take anything you've got.



I see this all the time,

Nice girls in love with jerks,

What could they be thinking?

Tell me how it works.



If i got some problems,

Well i wouldn't be the first.

But the ones I have in mind are even worse.



And even Hitler had a girlfriend,

Who he could always call,

That would always be there for him

In spite of all his faults

He was the worst guy ever.

reviled and despised,

Even Hitler had a girlfriend

So why can't I?

Why can't I?



Life is full of contradictions

Hard to understand

And for every happy woman,

There's a lonely man



Nixon had his puppy.

Charles Manson had his clan

God forbid that i get a girlfriend.



Even Hitler had a girlfriend

Who he could call his own,

To sweeten days of bitterness,

and feeling all alone



I'm not as bad as Hitler,

But that doesn't mean a thing,

Since they'd rather be with Hitler, more than me

I don't see, why they'd rather be with Hitler,

more than me