He once hired illegal aliens

She was known for fraud and tax evasion

He cost us over ten million jobs

Her husband is a big drunken slob

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Why do they think that we really care

All about the junk that they try to scare

Don't they have anything else to say

Instead of slam on what other people say

Campaign smut is on the air

And do they think that we really care

And I just want chicken and milk

And he just wants chicken and milk

He gets cash from special interest groups

She wants to ban all prayer from school

He supports capital punishment

She picks a judge who was soft on criminals

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