"Gump" by Wierd Al

"Lump" by The Presidents of the United States of America



Gump sat alone on a bench in the park

"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remarked

Waitin' for the bus with his hands in his pockets

He just kep sayin' life is like a box of chocolates

He's Gump, he's Gump

What's in his head?

He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump

Is he inbred?

Gump was a big celebrity

He told JFK that he really had to pee

He never feels too dumb because

His mom always told him stupid as is stupid does

He's Gump, he's Gump

He's kinda square

He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump

What's with the hair?

Run... run... run..., run, now Forrest

Run... run... run like the wind now

Run... run... run, run, now Forrest

Run... stop!

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp- lovin'man

His friend with no legs he called him Lieutenant Dan

His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut

He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt

He's Gump, he's Gump

He's not too bright

He's Gump, he's Gump, he's Gump

But he's all right

Is this Gump out of his head?

I think so

Is this Gump really brain dead?

I think so

Did this Gump make lots of bread?

I think so

And that's all I have to say about that