good morning america, you're my favorite t. v. show

slow down now, i've a headache,

sometimes it's hard to think,

the phone rings how are you? oh! i'm not up to much

you don't say, oh really! it'll end.... end in tears



here i go again,

all i have is what i might have been

where's my long lost friends?

somewhere over the rainbow



when the dark clouds come,

the angel valium will call

to take me far away,

to a place where i don't have to feel



i'm happy as i hoover, it's one o'clock, time for lunch

marshmallows with coffee,

can't forget my slimfast drink,

the garden's depressing, i think i need a hair-do

a gin and a tonic, ah! that should do the trick



here i go again,

all i have is what i might have been

where's my long lost friends?

somewhere over the rainbow



when the dark clouds come,

the angel valium will call

to take me far away,

to a place where i don't have to feel



it's monday afternoon, the kids are off at school

sunset boulevard, the channel four matinee

sit down, relax with a nice cup of tea....

.... oh! the sweet smell of butane.... and humdrum.

.... gloria swanson.... from here to eternity....