There's a girl, playing her piano, there's a little girl, playing her big piano

While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother

While her mother gives her an enema, while her mother

And then the daddy comes in and jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano

And jacks off on the piano, and jacks off on the piano

Meanwhile, the local maternity ward, nurse comes in with a great big sledgehammer

She kills all the little babies, destroys the monitoring system

Says she got some time to stick around

She calls the doctor, said look what I've done

She calls the doctor, said look what I've done

She calls the doctor, said look what I've done

Doctor comes in, pops a boner and jacks off in her cap

And then the motel manager comes by

And takes a little shit in his hand, and then he takes a little shit in his hand

And then he takes a little shit in his hand

And the he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick, he puts it on like lipstick, lipstick