On a Tuesday afternoon

My mum came in my room

And said, "Get the fuck up out of bed and get a God damn job."

So I told her, "Hey hey. Fuck you mom."

And I threw the phone at her head but I missed and hit her in

snatch

So I slammed the door in her face

Don't ever march in my room

Or I'll kick your ass and call the cops

And tell them I'm abused

And you'll wind up in jail

While I snowboard in Vail

No-one to post your bail.

'Cause daddy loves me more.

He says that you're a...



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You're worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid.

A little overweight.

Now give me 20 bucks.

Mummy you're so worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid.

A little overweight.

Now give me 20 bucks, no make it 50 bucks.



Now mum writes me letters.

I write return to sender

Let her rot there in her cell.

I watched the dogs mate on her bed.

Sorry mom

I had to pawn

The China, silver, and all your jewelry.

I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitues like you!



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No make it 60 bucks, make it 75. Why don't you just give me

your whole God damn purse I hope you're having fun rotting

in jail. Maybe I'll come visit you. Nah!



Enjoy your stretch in jail