Heather has a man,

But wants another,

But he don't want her.

He's got a girl.

And that's how the story goes.



DJ wants a man.

She actually told him,

But he's got a girl,

Who he loves.

And that's how the story goes.



Abby wants a man.

Well, he's not really a man.

He thinks that she's obsessed--

Hey there's nothing wrong with a little obsession.

He should feel flattered.



Amanda wants a man.

He wants her too.

But he's got a girl

And he can't leave her.

And that's how the story goes.



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