Yo, my mom was a surfer

She surfed the big old waves

In avalon new jersey

She had a big ole brown board

With red stripes

Back in the day on the beach

When the break was right

She'll make you tight

She'll do the mashed potato

And the buckaroo



When she was inside the tube

Her legs was renewed

She was juice

And loose with her caboose in the bikini

All the fellas would whine

That she gets all the waves

And she looks so fine and pretty

So i wrote a ditty

In the days that i walked on the earth

Thats right, i said my mom can surf

Say oh yeah

She's got the motion

Thats right

Say oh yeah

She's got the motion



Yo, mary jane lorraine

Thats my mommas name

And when she steals your wave

Yo man, please don't complain

The biggest wave of the day

Is for grabbing i'm not bragging

Thats right

I said my mom can surf

Like smurfette

She'll be the only girl in the lineup

And at the bunkroom

All the fellows would line up

My dad couldn't surf

But you know he got lucky

Momma 52 years old and still truckin'

In hawaii, escondido and california

Biaritz and austrailia i think you better wait

South america, south africa

What i'm telling ya

Is my mom can surf

And don't ask her where shes from

Or even start joking

Cuz she's good for a girl

And yes she's always local



Oh, thats right

She's got the motion yeah

I say, oh, thats right

Yeah she's got the motion

There she goes man



So mom can surf

Now you know i know what to do

I looking for you

Yeah, the girl who says if it swells

You know i'll ride it

Cuz surfer girls like surfing

And they never hide it

This little surfer girl

She's gonna wax my stick

She's driving old car from 1966

I thought she was a mermaid

Floating in the ocean

Tell her on the beach

And rub her with some suntan lotion

She got the motion

Of the sea of love in the air

Gonna surf some bikes

Be a surfing pair

She's the hitchikin' woman

And she thumbs around with me

Thats how it is and

And thats how its gonna be

So don't be jealous

Man or start cursing

Cuz thats my girl

Don't you know, she's surfing



Oh, thats right

Yeah, she's got the motion

Oh, thats right

Yeah, she got the motion

Oh, thats right

She got the motion

Mmmmm, thats right

Yeah, she got the motion


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