Hey now, welcome to my house



I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll invite ya'



Gotta side of pork



Gotta' side of creamy salad



Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid



Oh my god!



My arm's on fire!



Somebody pass the dressing!



Everybody remain calm



I'm a professional



Quickly submerge the arm in mayonnaise







Says Mr. BBQ







Hey, thanks a lot doc my arm's feeling great



Oh, by the way, could you pass the mouth watering pork rinds?



O.K. I think it's about time for everybody's favorite pigs feet eating contest



Ready? Go!!!



Well, it looks like it's last years champion Mrs. Brown



She's in the lead



No, wait, it's Mr. Brown



Mrs. Brown, she's choking!!!







Weenies man



Chicken fried pork steaks



Skinless boneless chicken breasts



Mr. BBQ.







Mrs. Brown is fine



Now it's time to dine



Grab yourself a plate the pork is really great



You know, you never can be too careful with those under cooked pork chops



You could get some disease



Or worse yet, you could get struck by lightning



Or drown in a kiddie pool



So don't be a fool, be sure to take all the necessary precautions when having a BBQ







Weenies man



Chicken...