i've got a fanzine so i should know everything about every band i turned punk 2 years ago i tell my subjects i'm d.i.y. i'll call your band a sellout & i'll tell convienient lies i've got a lot of staples and to much... time to trash a band they fucking blow since i wasn't on the list i didn't make the show oh well no major labels they really suck except for bad religion can't get their sticker off my truck got my own agenda i write the rules i'll use my moms cash nobody knows you calling me a liar yea my story has some holes start a label rip off the bands liberate the punk scene part of my master plan if it's in my zine it must be true who told you i'm always crying just because i'm getting sued that guys an asshole that bands on ludes i guess my little fanzine is like the weekly world news