I may go out tomorrow

If I can borrow a coat to wear

Oh, I'd step out in style

With my sincere smile

And my dancing bear

Outrageous, alarming

Courageous, charming

Oh, who would think a boy and bear

Could be well accepted everywhere

It's just amazing how fair people can be



Seen at at the nicest places

Where well-fed faces all stop to stare

Making the grandest entrance

Is Simon Smith and his dancing bear

They'll love us

Fozzie: Won't they?

They feed us

Fozzie: Don't they?

Oh, who would think a boy and bear

Could be well accepted everywhere

It's just amazing

How fair people can be



Oh who needs money

Fozzie: When we're funny!

The great attraction everywhere

Will be Simon Smith and his amazing dancing bear

Fozzie: Together! Yes! Oh yes!